February 2012
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If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and...
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the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
tumbluser:
do you ever look at you dash and think
wow who the fuck are all of you
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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congress votes on worst collective fandom
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in a landslide vote it is my little pony, surprising no one. upon hearing the news thousands of middle-aged adults with a false sense of entitlement send their representatives the decapitated heads of plastic ponies, along with violent threats. “watch ur back HOOF HATING SCUM” and “LONG LIVE DERPY” is spray-painted on the sides of schools, churches. president declares a state of...
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How To Eat Chicken Afredo, a guide by allie
princessnecrophilia:
1. pick it up with a fork
2. smear it all over your fucking face
3. start to cry
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
NICE TURN SIGNAL, JACKASS.: sherlock-hound: Amanda... →
sherlock-hound:
Amanda thinks she has it all. An iphone, a macbook, a playstation 3, all the coolest things anyone could want. but then ONE DAY, she wakes up something isn’t right. Where her macbook once sat is a PC running windows xp. a nintendo gamecube is in the place of her ps3. she gets…
somewhere in the crowd Benedict is sitting dressed...
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
